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The Burj just finished tipping the rest of the way over and crashed to Earth, destroying an impressive collection of Rolls Royces, Maybachs, Lambos, Bugattis, Ferraris, Aston Martins and Koenigseggs that were all parked out front…because you certainly wouldn’t even think of parking them out back. Thankfully, the Kardashian/North children are all safe and sound in the middle of their ice skating lessons over at the Dubai Mall.