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An ex-Presidente named Trumpone morning was taking a dump.He gave a big squeezeas he started to sneeze,and his toupee plopped into the sump. OK…I guess it’s not really a toupee…which is fucking incredible…so shoot me.By the way…in a completely unrelated line of inquiry…I know he gets a Secret Service detail for the rest of his […]