Breathing is something I genuinely enjoy. But then…
Author Andrew Friend
When I take into account all of the incredibly questionable activities
that I’ve engaged in over the years, all the fun and funky substances I’ve
partaken of (some in rather prodigious quantities), all of the shitty but
super-yummy processed foods and wholly unnatural ingredients I’ve
consumed, all of the artificial sweeteners and other fascinatingly inventive
and life-changing chemical ingredients they keep feeding us, and all
of the new and exciting viral epidemics and previously unnamed medical
conditions they keep discovering, I figure that things could start to
get weird at any moment.