THE NEW ALL-CARB DIET Forget all your media-driven fears about carbohydrates! All these free-thinking radicals who tell you to stop eating carbs and chemicals…i.e., eliminate
THE NEW RULES OF FUNNY It used to be that, if something was funny, it was just funny. It didn’t require any explanation (unless you
An ex-Presidente named Trumpone morning was taking a dump.He gave a big squeezeas he started to sneeze,and his toupee plopped into the sump. OK…I guess
It occurred to me the other day that we have collectively done a truly outstanding job of identifying every conceivable minority group and establishing specialized
So, I have this rather quirky theory that there exists a highly secretive society of international soccer referees…with unadvertised, unpublicized and unrecognized chapters in every
I pulled into the parking lot of a Dunkin Donuts in Dorchester, Massachusetts the other day…sort of a drizzly morning. As I got out of
Why do guys who play the banjo always look so fucking happy? Have you noticed that? I don’t think I’ve ever seen somebody playing the
So, I’m starting a new business… For the longest time, I’ve been dreaming up and writing down interesting ideas for names of ought-to-be-existent musical groups…and
FREE UNLIMITED CHEESE SAUCE Those are dark, ominous words…horrifying words. I can feel my arteries seizing up as I type them. Who the fuck came
Whatever happened to Italo Pizza? At various seemingly-random points in my life, that same peculiar question has popped into my head completely unannounced and unexpected…”Whatever
So, I’m working on a possible sequel to my still-unwritten-and-unpublished book, 1001 Ways to Piss Off Your Wife. I’m just hoping to get some input/feedback
Notice anything similar about these two images? So the other day, my daughter pulled the last little blue face mask out of the box of
In the simplest terms, it is an anagram for Adventures in Politically InSensitive Humor. But a more fully-developed explanation would be that it’s just a
